Panic! Panic!
Because when I came near them, they scattered in a big panic. The pheasant took the first turn to the left into the bushes. So did the hare. But the stupid rooster was in such a panic, he ran straight ahead, not knowing where to turn next! All the while clucking nervously.
Men!
'Men!' I thought with deep disdain, as I ran along with that dumb rooster ahead of me. '
If I'ld had a gun he would be so easy to shoot!'
Luckily the rooster finally realized his mistake and dove into a bush.
He survived, no thanks to himself!
I'm sure there's an important life lesson in this story somewhere. If you know what it is, please tell me in the comments!
2 comments
Ahhhh, the joys of running in the country.
Funny! I think the most exciting thing I've seen out there is a deer or a fox--your menagerie might be fun to stumble across!
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